THE FUTURE DOES NOT COMPUTE

Ok, so I almost stopped myself from posting this one as I realized the irony of the story being in an ALL CAPS blog. But it was too damn funny to pass up.

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Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to laugh your asses off. This is a hilarious PSA brought to you by SIIA about software piracy in 1992. Watch in amazement how ridiculous we used to dress and more importantly the use of floppy disks, where we had the capability of storing a whopping 1.4 megabytes!

The PSA was such a success that SIIA have just released a second version. Same talented rapper, this time flying through space to dance with Klingons and educate you about anti-piracy.

Seriously SIIA? Seriously?! Come on, watching those videos have only made me want to pirate more.

1. Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters.

2. There used to be so much snow up here, you could strap a board to your feet and slide all the way down.

3. Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head.

4. Well, the screens were bigger, but they only showed the movies at certain times of day.

5. We all had one, but nobody actually used it. Come to think of it, I bet my LinkedIn profile is still out there on the Web somewhere.

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7. Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.

8. You used to keep files right on your computer, and you had to go back to that same computer to access them!

9. Is that the new iPhone 27G? Got multitasking yet?

10. I just can’t get used to this darn vat-grown steak. Texture ain’t right.

10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids

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“You have summoned the fail-whale!”

The sad thing about it, I still like to consider myself a Twitter….sigh.

Here’s a funny image as to what would happen on Twitter during a zombie outbrake.

Thank you for welcoming me from a long day at work with such joy. You thought no one would hear you. You thought no one would see you, but I was present and truly, it scared the shit out of me. Thank you for letting out the biggest fart out your window as you searched for midnight snack wearing only your blue boxers.