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	<title>THE FUTURE DOES NOT COMPUTE &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>BREAKING NEWS REQUIRES ALL CAPS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I almost stopped myself from posting this one as I realized the irony of the story being in an ALL CAPS blog. But it was too damn funny to pass up. Sibuna comments: BREAKING NEWS WE BROKE THE SHIFT KEY. MORE NEWS AT !! via Gizmodo]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Copy That Floppy 1 &amp; 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 04:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dont copy that floppy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and gentlemen, get ready to laugh your asses off. This is a hilarious PSA brought to you by SIIA about software piracy in 1992. Watch in amazement how ridiculous we used to dress and more importantly the use of floppy disks, where we had the capability of storing a whopping 1.4 megabytes! The PSA [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Best Things We&#8217;ll Say to Our Grandkids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[List]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters. 2. There used to be so much snow up here, you could strap a board to your feet and slide all the way down. 3. Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head. 4. Well, the screens were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twouble with Twitter!</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/twouble-with-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/twouble-with-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 01:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You have summoned the fail-whale!&#8221; The sad thing about it, I still like to consider myself a Twitter&#8230;.sigh.]]></description>
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		<title>What Twitter would look like when Zombies attack</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/what-twitter-would-look-like-when-zombies-attack/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/what-twitter-would-look-like-when-zombies-attack/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[attack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a funny image as to what would happen on Twitter during a zombie outbrake.]]></description>
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		<title>To my neighbor</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/to-my-neighbor/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/to-my-neighbor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 06:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for welcoming me from a long day at work with such joy. You thought no one would hear you. You thought no one would see you, but I was present and truly, it scared the shit out of me. Thank you for letting out the biggest fart out your window as you searched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Elf-Yours-Elf</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/elf-yours-elf/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/elf-yours-elf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if x-mas wasn&#8217;t close enough, office Max has a pretty damn cool game where you put your face on a dancing elf and watch it dance. Great time waster for those lame afternoons at work: www.elfyourself.com]]></description>
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		<title>Funniest song covers</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/funniest-song-covers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/funniest-song-covers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listening to Richard Cheese a while I was trying to find other funny/ridiculous song covers by other artists, here are the best 3: The first one is by Avril Lavigne covering &#8220;Chop Suey&#8221; by System of a Down. It&#8217;s not really funny, more like&#8230;pathetic. Second one is by Alanis Morissette covering Fergie&#8217;s &#8220;My Humps&#8221;. Saved [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life in 8 easy steps</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/life-in-8-easy-steps/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/life-in-8-easy-steps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ahh, the perils of our daily routines.]]></description>
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		<title>I </title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/i/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 17:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why don&#8217;t we get any Japanese channels here in the US?! If all they had was shows like this I would never leave the house.]]></description>
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		<title>They didn&#8217;t study</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/they-didnt-study/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/they-didnt-study/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now here is a gem of a find. A small collection of creative doodles and answers to test questions. Relive those agonizing hours you spent as a kid taking all those damn tests whose knowledge you never use in your everyday routines.]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s like having a baby!</title>
		<link>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/its-like-having-a-baby/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefuturedoesnotcompute.com/its-like-having-a-baby/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Raul</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn&#8217;t stop laughing today, my smaller male cousin was sitting on the couch next to me as we played Halo and he started to complain something about his legs &#8220;Ouch my legs, OUCH!&#8221;. We had just played a rigorous soccer game and his legs were cramping up, both of them. &#8220;Ouch! it&#8217;s like I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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